Before Marriage

John - Ah....At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Dont even think about it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell No! Are you crazy?!
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes
Jane - Darling!

After Marriage

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