- BIBLE MISINTERPRETATIONS -

The Bible says it's alright to be a bitch:
Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Jerusalem.

Jesus drove a Honda:
All the disciples were in one Accord.

The first mention in the Bible of Drugs
The adultress getting stoned...

of Elasticity
Jesus tying his ass to a tree and then walking 40 miles into the desert

of Soccer
Jesus going up for the cross

of Motorcycles
The roar of David's Triumph was heard through out the land.

of Sex
Jesus going to Mount Olive....then getting laid in the tomb