a man with an accent moved to America and fond he needed some new things so he went to a grocery store and said may i please buy a bum and the store clerk a little appalled said you mean a bun yes that is what i say bum so he rings in the bun and the man leaves then goes into a hardware store and says may i please have a fuck it and a little surprised the clerk says do you mean a bucket yes DAT is wut i say a fuck it so he pay walks out with his bucket and bun and decides he is a little bit lonely so he goes to a pet store and says may i please have a cock and spank it very disturbed the clerk says do you mean a cockenspaniel yes DAT is wut i say a cock and spank it so then as he walks outside his dog runs away and he he walk up to this old man and says can you please hold my bum and fuck it while i look for my cock and spank it