Two gay lovers go and visit the local fairground in town.
Jason said to his lover clive that he wanted to go on the Ferris wheel but Clive declined because he had a sore bum and decided not to go on it as well. So jason decided to go it alone while clive watched from the ground so 5minutes later The big wheel started to move and went around and around again and then all of a sudden now right at the very top of the wheel the cart that Jason was seated in spun upside down then started to make a horrible grinding mettalic noise and just falls away from the wheel aiming for the ground at high speed ,crash landing right at Clive's feet.with a large thud and big cloud of dust.. all that remained was a crumpled and mangled up mess of wood and metal and two legs sticking up in the air
"Ooooh sweetie pies SWEETIE Are you hurt are you hurt oooohh?" cried Clive in his usual high pitched squeal.
"HURT you just stand there and ask me if im HURT ! Of course I am FUXXING HURT you BITCH !" cried :Jason now with tears building up in his eyes, "Three times THREE FUXXING TIMES I went round on this old rusted out piece of shit and YOU didn't even bother to wave once to me!"


What did the homo sea captain give his gay boyfriend for his birthday?
A tug!