Me and my family went toget ice cream last night. I ordered, my wife ordered, and my daughter ordered while my son sat there with a dumb look on his face. So I turned to him and said hurry up bighead your holding up the line. The gal behind the counter looks at me and said, thats not very nice to call him bighead. I turned to her and said look there are three things a man wants in life, a nice house and I have that, a big truck and I own the big black one outside, and a tight pussy, and I had that until bighead came along.