one day a little black boy named kobe was shooting hoops in his front yard when one of his shots missed and stumbled onto the road, being uneducated he ran out right after the ball and got plowed by a truck, he died and went up to heaven, when he got their he noticed he had wings. he couldnt belive it " holy shit i have wings this is awesommmme" and then little kobe saw god and floated over to him and said " god god look at me im an angel" god turned around and said " get the fuck out of heaven you bat"