Sunday afternoon in a pub, two guys watching the game and eating the complimentary wings and pounding a few cold ones. A black lab sneaks in with the last group of people, sniffs a few ankles and lays out on the middle of the floor. One of the guys looks at the dog as It runs it's tongue around it's nut sack doing some maintenance. He elbows his buddy and points to the dog........"Some days, I wish I could do that" he pines.
His friend looks over and said "Well, throw him a wing and maybe he'll let you"