A charity to give blind children day trips out takes a group of 14 blind children to the beach. when they get there the organiser asks the kids what they want to do the kids told him that they wanted to play a game of soccer. Five minutes into the game and the children are either half way down the beach with no idea where they are or theyve run into eachother. The organiser decides to attach a bell to the ball so they can hear it, it works and they're all playing so the organiser decides that they will be fine on their own for a while and goes to the pub. He goes back an hour later and the kids are nowhere to be seen. He asks a passer by if she has seen the kids and she says they were arrested by the police about 10 minutes ago. The organiser asks why and the woman tells him that they were kicking the shit out of a donkey