A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She goes to the Video store and makes here way to the adult section. After looking around, she selects a video that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”

The clerk apologized and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner.’”