There was this ventriloquist that does shows at small gigs. One night he was starting his show by saying blonde jokes, after awhile a blonde woman stands up and shouts "allright I had enough of you discriminating females with blonde hair, a girls IQ has nothing to do with a girls hair color. Because of people like you, I cant get the respect that I deserve around my work, community, parties and just everywhere I go. So the ventriloquist gets embarresed. So he puts his head down and starts apologizing. The blonde interrupts him and says " oh no mister i wasnt talking to you i was talking to the doll on your knee"