Blonde Game Show
rick2580
Published
03/04/2009
The blondes of America are sick and tired of being made fun of for being air heads. So a group of blondes get together and go to the head of NBC with an idea.
Their idea is a game show where the audience is filled with blondes and the host will call blondes up to the stage at random and ask them questions so they can prove how smart they are. The president of NBC agrees.
On live TV, the host calls the first blonde up to the stage at random. He says "We are going to start with math... What is the square root of 81?" The blond thinks real hard and says "82??" The host says "No, no. I'm sorry that is incorrect." All the blondes in the audience yell "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
The host, realizing this might be embarassing, realizes he is going to have to make this easier than he thought, so he asks the same blonde: "What is 55 minus 20?" To which she replies: "37?" The host says: "No, no. I'm sorry that is incorrect. All the blondes in the audience yell "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
The host, now realizing this is turning out to be a disaster, is going to have to make this much easier and asks the same blonde: "What is 5 plus 3?" The blonde thinks real hard and counts on her fingers and after 30 seconds says "8?"
All the blondes in the audience yell "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
Their idea is a game show where the audience is filled with blondes and the host will call blondes up to the stage at random and ask them questions so they can prove how smart they are. The president of NBC agrees.
On live TV, the host calls the first blonde up to the stage at random. He says "We are going to start with math... What is the square root of 81?" The blond thinks real hard and says "82??" The host says "No, no. I'm sorry that is incorrect." All the blondes in the audience yell "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
The host, realizing this might be embarassing, realizes he is going to have to make this easier than he thought, so he asks the same blonde: "What is 55 minus 20?" To which she replies: "37?" The host says: "No, no. I'm sorry that is incorrect. All the blondes in the audience yell "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
The host, now realizing this is turning out to be a disaster, is going to have to make this much easier and asks the same blonde: "What is 5 plus 3?" The blonde thinks real hard and counts on her fingers and after 30 seconds says "8?"
All the blondes in the audience yell "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE. GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
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