AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO



An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. Sheseemed a little
intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a singleroll of the dice.


She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'mcompletely nude'.


With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and withan Irish brogue yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down andsquealed..'YES! YES! I WON, I
WON!'


She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings a ndher clothes and
quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered,

'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'



MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,

not all blondes are dumb,

but all men...are men.