A blond was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want
You to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
Procedure
For 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5
Pounds."

When the blond returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
Pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow
My instructions?"

The blond nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I
Was going to drop dead
That 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."