Two blondes were driving along the country side when they passed a wheat field. When they had a look they saw another blonde in a boat trying to row herself along.

The car stops and the blonde driver yells out:
IT'S BLONDES LIKE U WHO MAKE BLONDES LIKE US LOOK BAD!
Then the other Blonde in the car says:
YEAH, IF I COULD SWIM I WOULD SLAP YOU!