one day a young woman brough in her aging blind and deaf great uncle for a checkup. before the checkup the young woman spoke to the doctor alone
woman: i do not know what is wrong with him, he doesnt speak to me anymore, and he is freaking hard of hearing to the max i literally shout in his ear and he doesnt do anything, all he does is sit on his chair, he doesnt get up anymore so i put him in a wheelchair. but seriously he doesnt talk or move or eat at all its incredible!
doctor: miss, im sorry to break it to you but you are an idiot! your uncle isnt hard of hearing he's by the smell of him been probably been dead for about 4 months