A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.
The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while

Covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was
Which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a
Hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to
Read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears
Streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to
Get emotional about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "but

I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver
Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and
Brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said,
"That's a thermos . . It keeps some things hot and some things cold."
"Wow", said the blonde, "That's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she
Bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on

Her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos .
It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied. Her boss
Inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two Popsicles,
And some coffee."

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls

And sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled
Blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many

Such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the
Blonde continued to look at him Thoughtfully and finally, not being
Able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much
As tennis elbow?"


A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something
Nice for their first wedding anniversary, so he decided to buy her a
Cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its
Features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her
New phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her
Astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said,
"How do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's
So small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I
Don't understand though..." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Walmart?"