A man was drinking, obviously way to heavily, in a bar one night. The next day he returned to the bar sat down and ordered a coffee. The bartender snickered and asked," are you sure you don't want another shot of whiskey?" Holding his stomach the man replied," no, please, I drank so much last night that I went home and blew chunks all night long." The bartender said, "see what happens when you drink too much, you end up throwing up all night." The man replied." no, you don't understand, chunks is my dog".