Bob the Blonde and The Suicide Jumper
abbottwar
Published
04/10/2009
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was
covering the story of a man on the ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed
her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's
your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw
this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he
would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd
do it again."
Bob took the money...
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was
covering the story of a man on the ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed
her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's
your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw
this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he
would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd
do it again."
Bob took the money...
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