The morning after Christmas, two brothers are in front of the tree.

“So what did you get?” says the younger brother. “I got a video game, a mountain bike, four model cars, ten action figures and loads of cool new clothes. You?” The older brother replies, “I got a pair of socks and a Spider-man toy.” Laughing the younger brother asks “Is that it?”

“Well yeah, but I don’t have leukemia.”