Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat?

Sarah: an apple?

Teacher: No it's a tomato but you're thinking.

Teacher: I have something here that's yellow and odd shaped and good to eat?

Michael: A banana?

Teacher: No it's a pear but you're thinking.

Little Johnny: Teacher, I have a riddle.

Teacher: Okay Johnny tell us your riddle.

Little Johnny: I have something in my pocket that's round, hard and has a head on it?

Teacher: Johnny, you go see the principal right this instant. Little

Johnny: It's a nail, but you're thinking.