Canadian wins a gold medal in the oylmpics
an American wins a sliver.
American: "wtf how the hell did i lose"?
Canadian: : " Because I'm better than you".
American: " I'll get my gun and shot your ass".
Candain: " I'll fucking drown you maple syurp".
Waiter: "so what happened"?
Candadian: " Didnt have maple syrup but there was my gold medal".