An African hunter wandered into a cannibal village and saw a menu quoting price of $5 for Italians, $10 for Irishmen, $15 for Germans, $20 for Frenchmen and $100 for hillbillies.


The hunter told the cannibal chief prices were way too high for hillbillies.


"Oh yeah," said the chief, "you ever try to clean one of them?"