A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral
by the hospital he worked for most of his life.... A huge heart... covered in
flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from
the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all
eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral... I'm a
gynecologist.

The proctologist fainted