Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?


a. It's hungry.

b. It's lost.

c. You're hungry.

d. Let the begging begin.


Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this?


a. Supper.

b. Something s/he obviously wouldn't eat.

c. Something to keep you going till supper's ready.

d. Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the humans eat.


Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean?


a. You're in trouble - better not do it again.

b. Nothing - humans do this from time to time.

c. The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it.

d. It is time to chew on the cable wire again.


Staircases are for:


a. Getting up