A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. "The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?'

The man replied, " Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and the days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take chance...