Teacher: Charlie, did you do you homework.
Charlie: No, not at all.
Teacher: Care explaining why.
Charlie: I gave it up for lent.
Teacher: First off, lent is over, secondly you shouldn't be mixing school and religion, that's part of the reason this country was made you know? Plus the two things shouldn't go together, it's
just wrong.
Charlie: Neither should you and teaching, but you don't see me bitching about it.
Teacher: That's it go to the principle's office.
Charlie: Why? He told me that.