Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night,
she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring,
I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want ?"
"I wanna numma 69", she replies. He responds, "You wanna beef with bloccolli ?"
Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding night,
she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring,
I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want ?"
"I wanna numma 69", she replies. He responds, "You wanna beef with bloccolli ?"