One day a man with leprosy escaped from his colony of other lepors. he ran across the city and found the only place he wanted to go to, a bar. he walked in and sat down and ordered a couple shots. not paying attention to what the man looked like, the bar tender took his order and brough him his drink, took one look at him and started vomiting everywhere, all over the bar, on the walls and on people. The lepor said " Oh man, im sorry i-i- just got outta my lepor colony, i couldnt stand it i neede to see the world again, i know im falling apart and im disgusting, im sorry, ill leave now." then the bar tendor replied out of breathe " No, no stay, you didnt do anything its not you." then the lepor told him "then who?" "it was the guy who just dipped a potato chip in your neck!"