1. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

2. Chuck Norris took over on the 7th day when God was resting.

3. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni-cycle.

4. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

5. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

6. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.

7. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

8. Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

9. Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won