If Chuck Norris were blind, he could still see.



If Chuck Norris were deaf, he could still hear.



In the year 2010, Chuck Norris' beard will be declared the 51st state.



Moby Dick was actually a true story about Chuck Norris destroying ships with a whale he hijacked.



There once was a man from Nantucket, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.