(1)when chuck norris was a boy he once urinated next to a truck..that truck is now known as optimus prime

(2)if you stare at the american flag for a while a 3d picture of chuck norris will appear

(3)chuck norris can turn back time by flexing and looking at the clock

(4)chuck norris created the girrafe by uppercutting a horse

(5)chuck norris beat the FLASH at a race with one leg

(6)chuck norris prob fucked your mom