A White man is walking on a beach. He finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie pops out, "Look I've been in there for 300 years, I don't want to hear a damn thing right now, just think it and it'll happen." 2 seconds pass in silence *poof* They're both sitting in a mansion, 5 seconds of silence passes *poof* naked women all over the mansion 10 seconds pass and *poof* nothing happens but the genie disappears. 10 minutes later there is a knock at the door. It's mob of KKK and they grab the man and lynch him. Meanwhile the genie is speaking to God and tell's him, "They still want the same thing, Big Mansions and Naked Women - But this last wish I got was a little odd, He wanted to be hung like a black man."