There is a conversation between a banana, a cucumber and a penis.
The banana says:
-"They do worse things on me! They remove the skin from me and then bite me."
-"That's nothing", says the cucumber! "They remove the skin and then cut me into small pieces and finally eat me."
"Easy", says the penis! "They put me in a bag, throw me in a cave and then they shake me until I throw up"