A police officer is idling his car outside a bar in hopes of catching a drunk driver with a sting operation, after about 25 minutes a drunk stumbles out of the bar and slumps on the hood of his car, he gets up and tries to put the key in the car door, meanwhile everybody else in the bar gets in their cars and drives away. the drunk gets in his car, turns on the ignition and starts to back up when the cop turns on his sirens and stops the man, he goes up to the window and tells the man to take a Breathalyzer test, when the cop sees the readings it says "0.0" the cop tells the man "Your obviously drunk! how'd it give a reading of 0.0?" the drunk looks up at the cop, smiles and says "Tonight, im the designated distraction!"