Two guys square off in a corn on the cob eating contest. 15 minutes into it the first guy quits at 8 ears of corn. The other guy, feelin it, wants to go on and ends up with a grand total of 15 1/2 ears of corn. later that night after a while the first guy calls the other guy and tells him how bad of a poop he just had. The second guy agrees and tells him "Ya know I even had poop in my corn too!"