A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.


A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.


AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?


AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for


being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise


money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to


your neighbor. You feel righteous.


A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.


A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the


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