A guy walks into an ice cream parlor, looks up and down the assortment of flavors on display, and notices something odd: right beside the cookies 'n' cream and the vanilla is a flavor called "Cunt." He laughs a bit to himself, then places his order. "Yes, ma'am," he says to the clerk, "I think I'll try a couple of scoops of the cunt."

She hands it over. He takes a huge lick, grimaces, then promptly spits it out all over the floor. "Jesus!" he says. "That tastes like shit!"

The clerk says, "You took too big of a lick."