a man comes out the bar walking side to side almost falling over.he puts his hand in his pocket and gets out his keys and walks to the first car in front of him and try's to open the door and yell THIS AINT MY CAR!!! so he moves on to the next car till he finds his.the whole time a cop was watching him. the guy gets in his car drives away slowly and about a mile ahead the cop pulls him over and asked him if he was drinking tonight. the man said no sir not a drop.the cop asked him to get out the car had him do a few test and the man did fine then the cop offered a breath breathalyzer test and the man scored a Zero.so the cop asked the man then why did you come out the bar looking like if you were drunk? the man answered well you see officer im the Designated Decoy