What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

How do you swat 200 flies at one time
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?
So it doesn't split when you fuck it.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
Drowns.

What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
You know she'll swallow.

Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.

What do 54,000-abused woman every year have in common?
They don't fucking listen.