One day an auditor came to visit the hospital and had a doctor give her a tour. So they started walking all over the place and finally they came to the last floor and the auditor was shocked to see a man jerking off in the hospital bed with the door open.

Auditor: Doctor do you know the patient in that room is jerking off?!

Doctor: Yeah he has a problem with his testicles to where he has to jerk off every 30mins or his balls will explode.

The auditor walks around some more and sees a nurse giving a blow job to a man in another room. She runs to the doctor.

Auditor: Doctor why in the world is that nurse giving the patient a blow job?!

Doctor: Well he has the same problem as the other patient but with good insurance.