Whats more fun that swinging a baby on a string?

Stopping it with a shovel.


Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.


How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.


How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?

nail its other hand to the floor.


Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You cant unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.


Whats worse that 11 dead babies nailed to one tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 11 trees.