A man dies and goes to hell, and Satan asks,
"Do you like to drink?"
"Sure," says the man
"Well, you'll love Thursdays," says satan. "All
we do is drink beer, whiskey, vodka - everything. And
your dead, so no hangover!"
"Sweet!!" says the man.
"Do you like drugs?" asks Satan, "Because it's the same
deal on friday - all the drugs you can take!"
"Awesome!" says the man. "There has to be some catch
to this."
"Not at all," says Satan. "Your gay, right?"
"No" says the man.
"Oh, well then saturdays are going to be a little rough!"