heres a long one...
three people are in hell talkin to satan about why they are there...first guy cheated on his wife with anything female...so the devil shoves him in this room with 100 naked women that want him. "you gotta stay here for 1000 years. the guy runs in screamin woooooooohoooooo!!!
the second guy was a glutten, really huge!! so the devil shoves him in this room with more food than tubsy has ever seen, he tells him that he has to remain for 1000 years. so fatboy sludges his way in there with fork in hand and a grin.
the third dude is a stoner, so the devil throws him in this room with dank buds ceiling to floor, everything from reggs to purple haze to blue dump truck to white rhino. not only that but he spots the nicest glass bong collection he has ever seen!! he has to remain for 1000 years. stoner says....cool
1000 years goes by
door 1 opens and a man covered in lipstick looking like hell comes running out and says im done with women, keep them away from me...th