one day ernie, a jew being held at a concentration camp, went to the edge of the fence one day because he saw a grey tiger that was trying to say something to him, ernie, who thought he was seeing things, approched the tiger and asked, " what can you do to help me get out of here?" the tiger only growled and did not say anything, it looked as thou the tiger wanted something, ernie went back to the hut and grabbed a bullet shell he had found on the ground, he went back to the tiger and said, is this the right friddle-doo frank that aunt georgia wanted to fake pizza hut for the bridge collapsing darrel with flowers and regions that butt-cake the car race for national hot dogs and warriors who spank the uncles glorious bug collection with anthills and macintosh computers (mexican rice on the side) , well, in the end, "ernie" did not win the instant win game on his cup of mountain dew baja blast, hell go for a stronger oven next time possibly with cletes.


... In the end, darrels "microwave" proved to be an innocent turtle just trying to give the homless dude his beer bottle cap back.....