Blonde goes into the furnishing dept.
Blonde to the salesman "Have you got pink curtains?"
Salesman "Yes mam what size?"
Blonde "17 inches long please"
Salesman "17 inches long, What room are they for?"
Blonde "They're for my PC monitor,"
Salesman "Monitors dont have curtains?"
Blonde "Hellooo i've got windooows!"