An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in their buggy on a nippy fall mroning. "Mom", said the daughter "My hands are cold."
"Put them in between your thighs and they will warm up." and they did.
Then next day the girl was going in to town with an Amish boy. "Dang," he said "my hands are cold."
"Well," she answered, "put them between my thighs and they will warm up." five minutes passed, and he announced, "Dang, my ears feet are cold!"
"Put them between my thighs and they will warm up!"
Five minutes later, "Dang, my WILLY is cold!"
"Well, you know what to do."

The next day, the girl and her mom were riding along. "Mom" the daughter asked, "Do you know what a willy is?"
Shocked, the mother answered, "Yes, why."
"Oh, no reason," answered the girl, "But they sure do make a mess when they thaw out!"