A young boy is watching a football game with his grandpa when he asks him, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The grandpa replied, "Well, does your dick touch your ass?" The boy said no, and grandpa said "there's your answer". A few years later the boy and his grandpa are on a fishing trip when the boy sees his grandpa opening up his small cooler when he asks him "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The grandpa looked over and replied "Well, does your dick touch your ass?" The boy answered no and grandpa said "there's your answer". More time has passed and the boy is now a man, he invites his grandpa over to his new apartment and to watch the game on t.v. The grandson went to the fridge and grabbed himself a beer, the grandpa asked him "Hey, you wanna grab me a beer?" The grandson replied "Does your dick touch your ass?" Grandpa stated "Off course it does, I'm an old man!" To which the grandson said, "Good, now go fuck yourself".