An Italian family is sitting at dinner and the father says to his oldest son, "Michael! Why you sucha fat fuck?"

He says, "Pa pa, it'sa mamma's spaghetti. It'sa so good I just eat it a so much."

The father says, "Michael, you should take smaller bites." He turns to his middle son and says, "Tony! Why YOU sucha fat fuck?"

He says, "Pa pa, it'sa mamma's lasagna. My God, it'sa so good."

The father says, "You should take smaller bites." He turns to his youngest son and says, "And you, Fredo. How you manage to stay so slim and so trim?"

He says, "It'sa easy pa pa. I eata lotsa lotsa pussy!"

The father says, "Fredo? Pussy!? Thata tastes lika shit!"

He says, "Pa pa, you gotta take smaller bites!"