A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He's telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to her feet.

"What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?!?" she demands. "What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?"

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an appology.

"You stay out of this!" she yells. "I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"