A redneck who had lived his whole life in a small town in the middle of nowhere his whole life decided to visit the big city for the first time in his life. While there he goes into a second hand store and having never seen a mirror looks into it thinks to himself "Holy cow, its a picture of my father!" Without thinking twice he buys the mirror and is excited to get home to show his wife his purchase, eager to show a store was selling a picture of his father. Along the way however, he remembers how much his wife hates his father and decides he will hang the mirror in his shed out behind the house. After a few weeks of his visiting the shed every morning, his wife becomes very suspicious and one day decides to go out and look for proof of his cheating ways. Seeing the frame of the mirror from afar she thinks it will be a picture of his lover, and when she looks at it says aloud "I knew he was cheating on me, this must be the ugly bitch he's running around with!"